1. Board shorts are your wardrobe staple.
If you’re a West Australian bloke, chances are you have more board shorts in your cupboard than underpants. Originally intended as surfwear, “boardies,” as you like to call them, are your go-to item of clothing for just about any occasion. You wear them to go to the pub, jog around the block, at family barbecues, and dinner with the missus. You even have a ‘good’ pair of boardies you keep for special occasions.
You team your boardies with a pair of thongs, which, being Australian, you well know is an item of rubber footwear (and not ladies’ lingerie).