1. Where’s the Soda?
Elsewhere, it’s just a disgusting carbonated drink made only mildly more acceptable when rum is introduced. But in Cleveland, it’s in reference to the Sweet Moses Soda Fountain and Treat Shop where lines stretch down the street during the summer for a taste of 1950’s nostalgia and the city’s best ice cream.
2. You’re looking for a park.
Few things in this world, much less in the United States, beats the combination of the Cleveland Metroparks and Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Frankly, parks are a disappointing afterthought without the Emerald Necklace around.