1. “Oh shit, I am going to have to drive places now…”
Perhaps one of the most frightening things about leaving New York in general is the sudden absence of comparable public transport virtually everywhere else in the country. C’mon America, you know that trains are amazingly convenient, right? Goodbye cheap, glamorous 5 AM MTA rides across the Williamsburg Bridge, hello drunken nights where I spend more money on Uber than at the bar I just left.