1. Vaginas don’t want fairytales. (Не ще путка приказки.)
Cut to the chase please.
2. You won’t die from dick. (От хуй се не умира.)
You’ll be fine.
3. Vaginas don’t have teeth, but they bite. (Путка зъби няма, но здраво хапе.)
You’re all words and no action.
4. His lower head is up, his upper head is broken. (Вирнал долната (глава) счупил горната.)
He doesn’t put any thought into his actions.