1. You left for the North a creamy caramel but you’re back in the city looking like soy sauce.
2. You’ve blue ticked no less than three requests to help someone, somewhere with rent, sustenance or school fees.
3. You’ve stopped posting food pics to Instagram because there’s no sexy way to photograph Lucky Star and sugar water.
4. You greet free Wi-Fi with the same enthusiasm with which you swiped your debit card all December.