1. Yeah, we hate Chris Christie too — so don’t give us shit about him.
Our disgust runs deep for this obnoxious, crass individual who obviously overdoes it on Italian Hot Dogs. What to start with first… hmm, let me count the ways: There’s the famous George Washington Bridge scandal, he spent taxpayer dollars to feed his fat trap, and even worse, he used Hurricane Sandy relief money for political purposes rather than helping the torn communities that needed it most. And these are just a few examples. Just look at his approval rating: Currently 26%. Yup.