How To Piss Off an Estonian
Ask us where Estonia is or, even worse, what on Earth it is.
No, it’s not in the Middle East, has nothing to do with Albania, and is not spelled Astonia either. It is a country on the NorthEastern edge of the European Union about twice the size of New Jersey with six times fewer the residents, which means there are no traffic jams and you can enjoy our many forests and lakes without stepping over each other. If you really want to unnerve us, ask us if Estonia is part of the Russian territory.