1. I’m not your couples’ therapist.
I believe every Uber driver should mind their own business unless they’re pulled into the passenger’s circle of trust. In my own experience, I hate it when drivers talk to me without an invite. This is why I don’t speak unless spoken to. And I’m not going to lie — I very much want to talk to you. I’m a really good conversationalist.
However, I do have one caveat: I’m not your couples’ therapist or marriage counselor. I don’t want to be blamed for your inevitable divorce slash breakup. It isn’t cool when you say things like, “Don’t you agree that she’s being a bitch right now?”
Yes, he may be acting like a little prick right now, but don’t get me involved. As long as you’re not asking me to help you flee domestic violence, please leave me out of your argument.