1. “I made him piss gas.” (Накарах го да пикае газ. Nakarah go da pikae gaz.)
You want revenge. You want the other person to feel livid, to nearly die from his own poisonous emotion. Pissing gas is probably just as burning and painful. It will do.
2. “Buy candles with it!” (Купи си свещи! Kupi si sveshti!)
You are riding a bus in the city when suddenly you realize your wallet is gone. A common Bulgarian curse is to imagine you’re telling this pickpocket to go buy candles with your money — the kind of candles we light when somebody dies.