“You call me ‘Your Majesty,’” laughs René Ryser, as we stand halfway up a grassy slope overlooking the small town of Gstaad, Switzerland. “Because I am the king of cheese.”
Ryser’s official title is “Managing Director of the Dairy Cooperative of the Municipality of Gstaad” (and “Head of the Molkerei Gstaad,” or Gstaad Dairy). But ask anyone around town, and they’ll likely know him by aristocratic moniker more than anything else. And while he may not oversee a castle, to many of the region’s farmers and food-focused tourists, it’s far more treasured. It has no turrets or towers, and you won’t see it from a distance — or even from directly in front of it. Because Ryser’s domain is under our feet, in the form of a three-story underground bunker affectionately known as the “cheese grotto.” Though perhaps cheese cathedral would be more accurate.



