1. You’ve argued over the existence of a central Jersey.
2. You’ve had a fat sandwich at the original Grease Trucks in New Brunswick.
Before Rutgers kicked them out to build additional parking space.
3. You go out of state and have to figure out how to pump your own gas.
It really is terrible.
4. You’ve spent the summer at the shore (or at least 2 weeks) hanging around all the shore locals who think they are living the Cali surf life.