It’s the time of year when all the neighborhood kids are mustering up their courage to knock on the door of the creepy rumored-to-be-haunted house in their town.

Sack up and show those kids who’s the bravest. This Halloween, grab a flashlight and ding-dong-ditch one of these real-life haunted houses:

1. Woodchester Mansion – Gloucestershire, England

Abandoned by the last of various groups of builders in the mid-1860s, the Woodchester Mansion remains unfinished to this day. Inside the gargoyled building you’ll find — amongst the strewn-about tools of Victorian-era workers — a dwarf-like ghost in the cellar, the see-through spirit of a little girl who runs up and down the stairs, and way too many bats for this place to not be haunted.

As can be expected, the mansion’s chapel experiences the most fear-inducing activity. Aside from the scent of recently extinguished candles that occasionally wafts through the building and the concerned apparition under the stained glass windows, be wary of flying stones and other bits of rock that tend to be thrown across the room here.

2. Longfellow’s Wayside Inn – Sudbury, Massachusettes, USA

The oldest continually operating inn in the United States, Longfellow’s Wayside Inn also houses the nation’s oldest cougar. Jerusha Howe, sister of one of the original owners of the Inn, remains to make her presence known in her old home, especially to men who opt to stay the night in her former bedroom.

Annie Palmer's final resting place. Photo: Sarah Ackerman

Annie was eventually found smothered to death in her bedroom, ending her reign of terror over Rose Hall. As can be expected, the ritual burial she was given went wrong and her spirit managed to escape. She now reveals herself as the true evil witch she was — ruining your nice vacation photographs by appearing as a smudgy face-shaped blob in a mirror.

5. Poveglia Island – Venice, Italy

Once a dumping ground for plague sufferers and dead bodies, Poveglia also served as an isolated mental hospital and retirement home for the indigent — all, in my opinion, wonderful uses for the desirable island real estate between Venice and Lido.

Hundreds of thousands of people are said to have died on Poveglia, most of them alone and/or screaming. Their remains were typically shoveled onto huge mass graves and unceremoniously burned. Understandably upset, their souls are said to still inhabit the island, where they moan a lot and stomp around the abandoned main building.

The island, now closed to the public, doesn’t attract too many visitors. Locals and water-taxis are reluctant to approach Poveglia and will likely think you’re crazy if you ask, so finding transportation can be a challenge. Perhaps you should just take that as a clue and stay away.

6. The Sultan’s Palace – New Orleans, Louisiana, USA

The Gardette-LaPrete House was once home to a mysteriously wealthy Turkish man, his large family, and a harem of young women and boys, many of which were rumored to have been held against their will. Known around the neighborhood for raucous sex parties, opium hangouts, and the piles of jewels and gold lying around the house, the Sultan’s Palace eventually became known for something much more gruesome.

The scene of one of the grisliest crimes in New Orleans history, the Gardette-LaPrete House was raided one night and every resident mutilated. The young Turk himself, however, was savagely beaten and buried alive in the courtyard.

While his gold and harem of hot bodies are long gone, the old horndog still hangs around his mansion, leisurely floating by windows and burning incense. Don’t worry, only the occasional disembodied blood-curdling scream can be heard here from time to time.

Redrum. Photo: Mr. Lujan

7. Stanley Hotel – Estes Park, Colorado, USA

Six miles from Rocky Mountain National Park, the Stanley Hotel is a scenic mountain-view property that would make for a terrific mountain retreat — if it weren’t for the dead kid in room 418 that likes to shake the beds of hotel guests and tickle them in their sleep. Or perhaps if the staff could do something about head chambermaid Elizabeth Wilson. She’s extremely helpful behind the scenes and always quietly takes care to help guests tidy their luggage and hang their coats. The only problem is that she’s kind of missing a pulse. Then there’s the ghost-perv in room 401, who likes to cop an occasional feel from women guests and has a gross habit of breathing heavily into the ears of the ladies.

The staff of the Stanley insists that their otherworldly visitors are of the friendlier, harmless variety. Nonetheless, I’ll be steering clear of any place on Earth that’s ever remotely served as inspiration for Stephen King’s The Shining.