1. This is going to turn me into one of those savvy travelers.
You know the type. They’re the ones who go away for a week on business with only a carry-on of non-wrinkle layering pieces and a briefcase. Their 3.4-ounce containers of toiletries are tucked neatly into clear plastic cases, just the way the TSA intended. In my mind, being on the road all the time would, if not teach me the virtues of non-wrinkle fabrics, at least make me less of a hot mess in the airport. But sadly, that has not been the case.