1. Never again will you even think about touching the grill.
You can make him homemade pasta, gnocchis, and pizza (none of which will ever be regarded as being as good as his mom’s, by the way). But any grandiose plans you might have about making your Argentine man an asado? Oh, hell no, hermosa. Your job will end at picking up the wine. From choosing the meat, to building the fire, to expertly cooking the meat — well, that’s territory he will not give up control on. If there is a barbeque to be had, he’s in charge. Accept that fact, kick back, and enjoy some of the best barbeques on the planet.