Howzit, and welcome to Suth Efrika.
We are a land of delicious wines and terrible beer. Where we pay poor people dirt to guard our cars and pretend it’s employment. Elephants and lions. Mall culture and overpriced chai lattes. Where you can escape the cities in an hour and find yourself in the most beautiful places, and meet the kindest people. And elephants and lions. Our president is an alleged rapist, and our police force murders people who complain that they are still being oppressed two decades after independence. Did I mention elephants and lions?