I Hate Your Giant American Kitchen
ANOTHER SUBURBAN HOUSE BOUGHT, another kitchen remodel. Cathedral ceilings, recessed lighting, granite countertops with just the right amount of silvery flecks throughout, backsplashes galore, and special sinks just to fill up the pasta pot.
They post pictures on Facebook, and then, when you visit, you have to ooh and aah and revere like it’s some kind of house of prayer. Here is where we slice the sacred onion and place it upon the bluish flame with the holy Le Creuset pot I bought at Sur La Table. And they ate, and it was good. Amen.