What It’s Like When an American Visits Australia for the First Time

And eventually how you watch cricket

When you try to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit

When someone tells you how good vegemite is

When you have your first Tooheys beer

When you hear a girl say she can’t find her thong

If you suggest Heath Ledger wasn’t that great of an actor

When you get asked if everyone in the US owns a gun

When you get called a c**t and no one gets offended

How you start greeting people after the first week

When you successfully drive on the left side of the road

The first time you see a 5-inch spider

Every time after that

And on the flight back home