1. You hate socializing.
Things like “networking,” “group hug,” and “get together” disgust you. Going to a party alone is like running a marathon, but without the pleasurable endorphin rush. You never understood how the Finnish word jaxuhali (“cheery hug”) could ever have become so popular in the first place.
2. Your home looks like an Ikea catalogue.
Cheap, nice looking, and easy to carry. Nice details but not too odd. Even if you have to put the pieces together by yourself, that’s a good deal. Finnish furniture trademarks exist and we hate the Swedes, but we all buy our stuff at Ikea.