1. When you give him a good present, he exclaims “That’s going straight to the pool room!”
You’ve learned to consider this phrase the highest compliment any Aussie could ever pay.
2. You have no idea of the real names of any of his friends.
There’s a Matty, an Ando, and a Juzza, and while you can guess the first two, you’re still not sure if Juzza is Justin or James or possibly just the name of a new Brazilian BBQ he wants to take you to.