1. You got lost in Tijuana in a 32-foot motorhome towing Herbie, a 2WD, 1969 yellow VW Bug convertible. Sunset loomed on the horizon. GPS had yet to reach the general public. Miraculously, you emerged from the labyrinth before nightfall and rolled into the RV Resort intact. Your dad immediately set out for Tequila.
2. You were released, un-supervised, onto feral beaches where off-road vehicles of every manifestation threatened to reduce your sandcastle to tread-marks.