1. You refer to Detroit as “the D”.
2. You’re afraid of 8 Mile – a road that goes through many cities – but your fear is sparked from a movie and no real criminal action against yourself.
3. You don’t know that U-turns aren’t acceptable. We take Michigan lefts!
4. You settle for just any ole’ piece of pizza, when you should be heading to Buddy’s ,the best square pizza in town.