1. It’s going to be all like windows down, arms out, wind streaming through hair with “California Dreaming” by The Mamas & The Papas blaring…
But no, it’s balls hot, you are literally in Fire Valley, Nevada in 114-degree heat and you can only survive if the air conditioner is blowing directly onto your face.
2. You can make it just a little bit further without losing your shit — covering 1,000 miles in one day is no big deal.
That’s before the buttock cramps and the complete loss of any personality you once had. When you realize you’re in the middle of bumblef*ck, Nebraska and there isn’t a single hotel within a 50-mile radius, you’ll experience complete meltdown.