1. The only rodeo you have seen since you left involves your kids, a jump rope, and the neighbor’s dog.
2. You’ve almost forgotten how to skin a rattlesnake.
3. You would give away your first born for the opportunity to get up on a chilly September morning at 4am and sit in the wet grass, wrapped up in a comforter, to watch Dawn Patrol.
4. You try in vain to find a sound machine that has a call of the coyote.