1. You consider highways without borderline-insane religious imagery to be drab and boring.
Whether it’s the terrifying “HELL IS REAL” sign on I-71, or the Big Butter Jesus on I-75 that, in an act of God, was struck by lightning and burned down to rebar to become Terminator Jesus.
2. You get the ‘farmer wave.’
When passing through one small town to the next, you pay attention, as you might be graciously welcomed by the ‘Farmer Wave’. This is where the right pointer finger comes up off the steering wheel — a polite gesture to welcome those passing by on the road.