1. We never actually “pahk the cah in Hahvad yahd.”
And we hate people asking us to say it. We don’t pronounce our Rs — so what?
2. Red Sox Opening Day is a state holiday.
Or at least it should be. Almost everyone tries to get to Opening Day in Boston. People call in sick from work or school and even if you didn’t get tickets to the game, it’s still a party at the bars or restaurants on Yawkey Way.