1. You slap a “Go East 542” sticker on your Subaru and laptop.
So people will immediately recognize you as one of their kind.
2. You protest the coal trains. Passive aggressively, of course.
Despite strong opposition or protests, coal trains are making their way through the state, bringing with them excessive nightly noise, diesel pollution, and coal dust that seeps into the land, air, and water. It’s painful to watch, yet you really don’t know what to do besides politely complain.