1. You’ve had hundreds of pet fiddler crabs.
You didn’t even have to go looking for them, somehow they found a way into your home. Eventually you probably got bored with them and used them as bait.
2. You talk with that lowcountry twang unique to Charleston.
You understand Geechee Gullah, and can even speak it. You know and use the word “kooray,” but you’re not sure how to spell it. You know the proper way to pronounce Vanderhorst, Huger, Legare, and Gaillard.