1. Pico en el ojo. A dick in the eye.
This is our way of saying that you got ripped off, mainly because your eye disability due to a dick in the eye. Classy, I know.
2. Anda acostarte. Go to sleep.
What we really mean is to back off because the show’s over and nobody cares. This is usually accompanied by a concha tu madre.
3. Te gusta la del burro. You like the donkey’s…
Dedicated to all of those who like to tease and bust balls, but not the other way around, just as donkeys like to fuck and not be fucked. Again, pure class.