1. Downloading apps like Tinder or Yik Yak.
You click the “install” button and then you realize, “I’ll probably just be talking to my cousin. Or my next-door neighbor pretending to be my cousin. Or my science teacher. I guess that last one’s okay. …Oh god, did I just think that?”
2. Running into someone with the same RAYGUN shirt as you.
Between the two of you, it’s 150% vowels, 200% awesome.