1. You can still remember a time when you were well-versed in pop culture.
Now you can explain poop colors thoroughly.
2. You’re actually carrying a bag that was designed for diapers.
Not just a backpack shoved full of crap. That comes later.
3. It’s all organic, natural, and grass-fed.
You truly believe that your baby will never eat Cheetos or blue juice. Then they get older and all they want to eat are Cheetos, blue juice, and now also cat food.