1. You remember when the Banks consisted of the empty Serpentine Wall and some tires that washed up on the banks of the Ohio.
…and we all stared wistfully over at the beautiful Kentucky side.
2. You remember when it wasn’t just Kentucky bars you walked out of smelling like smoke.
“Hey guys, want to head to Mainstrasse?”
“How about we light a tobacco field on fire and roll around in it instead?”