IF YOU DON’T ALREADY, you absolutely need to follow the TSA’s insane Instagram account: in it, they display all of the ridiculous things people try to get through customs. Some of the stuff is crazy: knives, swords, grenades, guns, gun lighters, live eels, etc. But as it turns out, the TSA account barely scratches the surface. The people over at MyOffers.co.uk put together this infographic of some of the strangest things people have tried to smuggle through customs. And before you ask, yes, someone actually did try to smuggle a monkey in their pants.

Infographic by MyOffers.co.uk