1. You know your mama needs you to report every five seconds of your day.
Or you’ll never stop the incessant phone-ringing from coming. It’s how she shows she loves you.
2. Your house has firanki.
And they’re not just any drapes/curtains. They have to be those lace-looking curtains that make it obvious from a mile away that there’s a Polish person living in that house. At least they look nice and let the sun in.