1. If your spoon doesn’t stand by itself in your chai, you need more sugar.
2. You’ve perfected the Indian head wobble in a way that you can even confuse shop owners. Wait, do you want to buy that now or not? *Wobble wobble*
3. City names like Thiruvananthapuram roll easily off your tongue.
4. It’s completely normal for you that at least 5 people are involved in every buying process. One to move it to the next one, one to scan the price, one to take your money, one to give you the bag and one to hand you the receipt.