1. You came out of the womb singing Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
2. You have the innate ability to spot, and hate, a Yankees fan from a mile away.
3. You can locate every late night Pizzeria Regina, Kelly’s Roast Beef, and D’Angelo’s within a 4-mile radius — without your phone.
4. You can actually pronounce Massachusetts town names: Gloucester, Worcester, Haverhill, Cochituate…