IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, AND IF you don’t have a date by now, you might be starting to make plans for next year. And hey, why not try that least-effective of romantic openers, the pick-up line? But go for something new, none of that “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” crap

Navigator Travel put together this infographic of some of the strangest pick-up lines from around the world, and they range from the deeply weird (“My underwear is edible”), to the clever (“Do you mind standing still while I pick you up?”), to the a-bit-too-on-the-nose (“Your beauty makes me feel my pants are too tight”). I’d like to say good luck getting a Valentine, but if you try most of these lines, you probably don’t deserve any luck.

Infographic by Navigator Travel