1. “Well, Cork is the real capital anyway.”
2. “No, I don’t really follow the football.”
3. “Happy St Patty’s Day.”
4. “I’m such a stun hun.”
5. “Are ya heading to Coppers?”
6. “I guess we’re all culchies really.”
7. “I really miss Tallafornia.”
8. “I’d kill for a cup of Barry’s tea.”
9. “I love how the bus is always on time.”