1. Can I watch?
2. You look just like Shane.
3. I’ll pray for you.
4. Ever hear that joke about the Uhaul?
5. A girl I went to high school with is gay; she lives in Boise. Do you know her?
6. I think lesbians are awesome. It’s dudes I have a problem with.
7. You remind me of Jenny Schechter.
8. What exactly is scissoring?
9. But you’re so pretty!
10. Do you have to dress like a guy?