1. Ask a South Philly guy how he likes his cheesesteaks.
Girls, if a guy you meet says he’s from South Philly, ask him how he likes his cheesesteaks. If he answers, wiz (cheese), wit (fried onions), extra grease (literally), he could only be from South Philly and therefore is an honest gentleman. Proceed, and ask him where to have one.
If he answers Jim’s, he is discerning and makes cultivated choices. Go for it!
If he answers Geno’s, he prizes loyalty and tradition, but has reasonable sensibilities. Proceed, but with caution. Likely, he will always love his mother more than you.
If he answers Pat’s, fuggedaboudit.
NB: If he tells you he doesn’t eat meat, he is using you to get to your cute brother. If a guy is sensitive and from South Philly, he may sing you a song or even write you a poem, but he will not be vegetarian.