1. You never had weekends for yourself.
Want to go play on the weekends like the other kids do? Nope! You’ve got Chinese school, and after Chinese school you’ve gotta go to lion dance or folk dance practice, then you better get your ass to bed because you’re going to dim sum with your 18 cousins Sunday morning. After dim sum it’s time for the 99 Ranch pilgrimage because mom is out of pork floss and salted duck eggs and, guess what: Vons doesn’t carry that shit.