Look, it’s an inevitable fact of life that, at some point, you’re going to be struck by lightning. Maybe you’re cleaning the gutters in a rainstorm, maybe you’re cursing the heavens from a mountaintop, or maybe you’re rediscovering electricity. All of a sudden, boom, crack, and your twitching on the ground and your bowels have let go.

Fortunately for us, Art of Manliness has some tips on how to avoid getting struck by lightning, and also how to survive if you do. Granted, if their drawing is any indication, a great way to avoid lightning strikes is to just never go golfing.