1. Throw a party in your parent’s backyard. Ask your sister’s boyfriend to invite his friend. You heard he was home for a couple of weeks from the Naval Academy. You’ve never met him, but you watched him play football in high school.
Don’t be surprised at all when he drives two hours to be there. Be as charming as a tipsy 18-year-old can be. Impress him by playing a Donovan album and smoking a Swisher Sweet.