GOOD INSULTS ARE THE SPICE OF LIFE. But even better are truly bizarre insults, insults that delve into the realm of the surreal and evoke an image so weird and vivid that even the target of the insult can’t help but be like, “Wow, I… I’ve got nothing to say to that.”

JustTheFlight.co.uk put together this awesome infographic of some of the stranger insults from around the world. You’ll learn how to call someone clumsy in Armenia, you’ll learn how to curse someone’s child in Serbia, and you’ll learn a German word for “ugly” that’ll cut the target to the core.