1. Try to get us drunk.
Quite a few guys have tried to get me drunk on a date, thinking I will become easy and spread my legs wide open on the influence of the fermented juice in my blood. But you see, we Bulgarian women are introduced to alcohol in our teenage years, long before we turned legal age, so our livers are immune to it. When I was twelve, my parents used to teach me how to drink and know my limits to avoid dealing with accidentaly-pregnant-after-unconscious-sex situations. No, we won’t have intercourse with you just because you got us a little tipsy. Your not-so-sneaky agenda will always piss us off.
And no, we won’t carry you home if you are the type of guy who chugs a few vodka shots and starts rolling on the floor naked. Play drinking games with us and be that loser who woke up alone in a closed bar at 10am.