Write an article about Maine.
Someone, somewhere is going to be absolutely offended this article was written. Probably because they won’t personally relate to it, it’ll divulge actual information about “real” Maine, and/or it’ll fail to mention how great lighthouses and lobster rolls are.
Many people will even fail to read past the title. They’ll be totally insulted that someone would even dare to suggest on a public forum that a Mainer ever got pissed off.