Be a passenger aboard ‘Ride the Duck.’
Fuck the duck: a boat/automobile hybrid as ugly as it is irritating. They’re spread throughout the city like a bad case of the flu, infecting otherwise peaceful avenues with obnoxious, blaring propaganda from a dude on a loudspeaker who is way too jazzed after his umpteenth cup of coffee. Just don’t be one of those tourists. Try walking around the city or getting onboard an actual boat sometime.