Selling your kid to slavery for a TV and other hilarious Amazon reviews

LATE LAST year Samsung released an 85″ wide screen television to the tune of $40,000 on Amazon. The reviews came pouring in. Unfortunately for Samsung they were all from Amazon customers who recognized the ridiculousness of a $40K TV. Fortunately for us though, because some of them are absolutely hilarious. Like these:

(The above reviewer actually comes back to update his review over the course of his daughter’s enslavement.)

I was a little let down by the Customer Questions & Answers section, but there are some clever ones sprinkled in between the childish dick jokes.

What are you waiting for? Get yours before they’re out of stock!