Ah, the many thoughts running through a bartender’s head, most of which we reluctantly hold back in front of our guests…
1. What time do you get off?
- “What time are you leaving?”
2. Can you start me a tab please?
- “Is that a Titanium Black AMEX? Don’t be cheap.”
3. I’ll tip you next time.
- “Too bad there won’t be a next time. I already know you aren’t coming back.”