WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. You’re traveling. It’s lonely. You miss your ex-boyfriend. Girl, I get it. But do yourself a favor and avoid the following male archetypes. Warning: They often travel in packs and frequent hostels.
1. The Psychic Vampire
He sucks up all your energy. He’s often between relationships. Something of a clit tease. Joni Mitchell once wrote a song about this guy called “Conversation.” “He comes for conversation,” she croons, “I comfort him sometimes.” The catch is that the object of her affection is dating someone else, yet emotionally cheats with Joni. “I want to free him,” she proclaims. Oh girl, get a life. And a new man.