How Not To Get Laid While Studying Abroad
Drink too much. Slurp down seven shots of local liquor and stumble around, shouting what few words you know (or think you know) in the native language of the place you’re studying. Contrary to what the frat guys back home told you, many cultures don’t like watching you spew vomit across the floor of their favourite nightspot, no matter how cute you are. If you never want to get laid while studying abroad, be that sloppy foreigner who has yet to acclimate to the mores of your host country’s drinking culture.